Funny One Liners
Chau sent me these last night via email….very funny but not politically correct (hmmmm, that is what makes them so funny!) Just like Congress! :-))))
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said:
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Definition of a Nurse:
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
Q: What’s the difference between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Q: A blonde enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. She does this again and again. Why?
A: Because her Doctor told her to check her sugar levels regularly.
Q: What’s the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?
One says “Good morning, boss”. The other says “It’s morning, boss.”
Drive Safe! Never Forget.