Category: Movie Reviews

  • Movie Review: “The Curse of Bridge Hollow”

    Movie Review: “The Curse of Bridge Hollow”

    The Gordon Family just moved to Bridge Hollow from Brooklyn, NY. Daughter (and occult / paranormal lover) Sydney (Priah Ferguson) is not one bit happy about this move! Dad (and High School Science teacher) Howard (Marlon Wayans) is doing what he always does…..force Sydney to do what HE wants, not what she wants. Mother (and […]

  • Movie Review: “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent”

    Movie Review: “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent”

    I’m Nick fuuuuccckkkiiinnnngggggg Cage Nick Cage (Nicolas Cage) is down on his luck and running out of money due to a nasty divorce….and no acting jobs. Recently turned down for a part, Nick is now depressed, out of money, and not employed. Nick’s agent Richard (Neil Patrick Harris) tells Nick of a job at a […]

  • Movie Review: “Prom”

    Movie Review: “Prom”

    Class President, Nova Prescott (Aimee Teegarden), is leading the effort to make this years senior prom, the best prom ever. Her and her prom team designed and built the best decorations to fit the prom theme: Starry Nights. With three weeks to go, the storage shed where the prom decorations are stored, went up in […]

  • Movie Review: “Jexi”

    Movie Review: “Jexi”

    Phil (Adam Devine) is stuck in a job that he does not like. He is a journalism graduate and all he is doing is lists that are expected to go viral….or he can lose his job. Coworkers Craig (Ron Funches) and Elaine (Charlyne Yi) try to be friends with Phil, but, he is a loner […]

  • Movie Review: “Mrs Harris Goes to Paris”

    Movie Review: “Mrs Harris Goes to Paris”

    1957 13 years after her husband was declared missing in WW II, Ada Harris (Lesley Manville) is making a living as a house cleaner. Mrs. Harris is a good person as she always helps people without asking for anything in return. One day, while cleaning a non-paying clients house, Mrs. Harris sees a dress that […]

  • Movie Review: “Bad Hair Day”

    Movie Review: “Bad Hair Day”

    Getting ready for her senior prom, tech whiz (she has been accepted to MIT), Monica (Laura Marano), has been posting hair styles, clothing, and shoes on her web site…..while gathering votes on each. Last night she finished her most popular hair style and went to sleep. Awakened the next morning by a video call (you’re […]

  • Movie Review: “Hello Goodbye and Everything in Between”

    Movie Review: “Hello Goodbye and Everything in Between”

    Claire (Talia Ryder) and Aidan (Jordan Fisher) meet at a party at the beginning of their senior year. They decide that, no matter what, they will break up at the end of the year (assuming they are still together) so they can be free to lead their lives the way they feel best. Claire is […]

  • Movie Review: “Hocus Pocus 2”

    Movie Review: “Hocus Pocus 2”

    Read this review first….if you dare. 1643 Young Winifred (Taylor Henderson) is turning 16 today and has refused to marry the boy chosen for her. As punishment, Reverand Traske (Tony Hale) has banished the Sanderson sisters from Salem. They escape into the forbidden woods where they meet a witch who recognizes Winifred’s emerging powers, and, […]

  • Movie Review: “Hocus Pocus”

    Movie Review: “Hocus Pocus”

    1693 The Sanderson sisters (Winifred (Bette Midler), Sarah (Sarah Jessica Parker), and Mary (Kathy Najimy)) are witches in Salem, Massachusetts. They have figured out a way to steal eternal life for themselves by sucking the life out of a young girl, Emily. Emily’s brother, Thackery (Sean Murray), trys to stop them but is cursed with […]