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Movie Review: “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery”
Billionaire genius, Miles Bron (Edward Norton), has sent very unique puzzle invitations to five of his best friends. Once they solve the puzzle…..they find an invitation to visit his glass onion-shaped mansion in Greece for a very fancy murder mystery party….. His murder. Oddly, the best detective in the world, Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig), also […]
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Movie Review: “Confess, Fletch”
Returning to his rented apartment from a European trip, Irwin M. Fletcher (Jon Hamm), finds a woman dead on his living room carpet. After calling the police, Inspector Morris Monroe (Roy Wood Jr.) and his trainee, Griz (Ayden Mayeri), immediately suspect Fletch of the murder. But, Morris is a thoughtful police detective (nicknamed slo-mo for […]
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Movie Review: “Enola Holmes 2”
After successfully solving a crime in the first movie, Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown), opens her own detective agency. But……being a young woman in the late 1800’s…..makes it hard to succeed in your own business. After giving it a good try…..Enola decides to end her business. As she was packing up her stuff in boxes, […]
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Movie Review: “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent”
I’m Nick fuuuuccckkkiiinnnngggggg Cage Nick Cage (Nicolas Cage) is down on his luck and running out of money due to a nasty divorce….and no acting jobs. Recently turned down for a part, Nick is now depressed, out of money, and not employed. Nick’s agent Richard (Neil Patrick Harris) tells Nick of a job at a […]
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Movie Review: “Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar”
Barb (Annie Mumolo) and Star (Kristen Wiig) have lived their whole lives in a small midwestern town. They have not even seen the ocean! They are also single and in their late 40’s (Barb’s husband passed away and Star’s just left her), and afraid that they are just fading away in life. One day, while […]
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Movie Review: “The Gray Man”
I read the book…..go here to read my review. 18 Years Ago The Gray Man (Ryan Gosling) is an assassin recruited out of jail (for killing his father) by CIA director, Fitzroy (Billy Bob Thornton). Present Day On a mission to kill a dangerous target…..The Gray Man, aka, Six…..did not want to kill a little […]
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Movie Review: “Breaking News in Yuba County”
Sue Buttons (Allison Janney) has been ignored most of her life. No more so than now. At the grocery store to buy herself a birthday cake, her name is spelled “Suc” instead of Sue, and the folks in the store don’t give a shit. Walking in the door at home we find out that her […]
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Movie Review: “The Man from Toronto”
The Man from Toronto (Woody Harrelson) is an assassin for hire. His reputation is such that the instant he shows up to make the bad guys talk, they quake in fear of being fileted like a fish…..alive…..and generally talk their heads off…..then…..their heads get blown off. Teddy (Kevin Hart) is a loser. Eveything he tries […]
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Movie Review: “The Batman”
Someone has taken it upon themselves to eliminate politicians that lie and cheat (a full-time, lifetime, job…like the Supreme Court!)…..starting with the Mayor of Gotham. As Batman, Bruce Wayne (Robert Pattinson), is fully involved in the investigations because of his friend and controller of the Bat light, Lt. James Gordon (Jeffrey Wright). As the investigation […]
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