No Kings!

Author: Mike Pihlman

  • “The Knight Before Christmas” Movie Review

    “The Knight Before Christmas” Movie Review

    Brooke (Vanessa Hudgens) is a high school teacher who has been dumped by her old boyfriend. She tells a student that there are no knights in shining armor and that she needs to get over the fantasy and live her life. Sir Cole (Josh Whitehouse) is a knight in shining armor, in 1334, who has…

  • “The Princess Switch” Movie Review

    “The Princess Switch” Movie Review

    Stacy De Novo (Vanessa Hudgens) owns a bakery in Chicago. After her breakup with her boyfriend, her best friend and sous chef, Kevin (Nick Sagar), applied on her behalf for a baking contest in Belgravia. Today, he and his ballerina daughter, Olivia (Alexa Adeosun), told Stacy that she was accepted and that they all get…

  • “The Santa Clause” and “Elf” Classic Trailers

    “The Santa Clause” and “Elf” Classic Trailers

    Have yourself a merry little Christmas by watching these classic Christmas movies. Go here to see my review of “Elf” and here to see my review of “The Santa Clause”. HoHoHo Drive Safe! Never Forget. Merry Christmas!

  • “It’s A Wonderful Life” and “White Christmas” Classic Trailers

    “It’s A Wonderful Life” and “White Christmas” Classic Trailers

    On this Christmas Eve, here are two classic trailers for two classic Christmas movies. Go here to see my review of “It’s a Wonderful Life” and here to see my review of “White Christmas”. Drive Safe! Never Forget. More Christmas movies…..

  • “I’m Your Woman” Official Trailer

    “I’m Your Woman” Official Trailer

    Streaming now on Amazon Prime, “I’m Your Woman” is a crime drama thriller about a woman and her child on the run because of her dumb-ass husband. Sounds like….life. 😉 Drive Safe! Never Forget. It’s almost Christmas…..

  • “Promising Young Woman” Official Trailer

    “Promising Young Woman” Official Trailer

    In theaters Christmas 2020, “Promising Young Woman” is a movie about revenge. Yikes! Drive Safe! Never Forget. More Christmas movies and Thrillers…..

  • “Black Beauty” Movie Review

    “Black Beauty” Movie Review

    Born in the wild, a beautiful black filly (Kate Winslet) is not happy to be restricted by the herds leaders. One day, she wanders far and wide where humans see her. The next day, she realizes her mistake as the humans rounded up the herd and put them in temporary corrals, losing her mother in…

  • “The One and Only Ivan” Movie Review

    “The One and Only Ivan” Movie Review

    Ivan (Sam Rockwell) is a silver back gorilla that was saved from poachers over 20 years ago. Since Ivan was a baby, Mack (Bryan Cranston) has taken care of him, and, when Ivan got a bit too big for the house, Mack rented a nice space in a mall where, eventually, he put on a…

  • “Godmothered” Movie Review

    “Godmothered” Movie Review

    In 2020, no one cares about Godmothers anymore, except, maybe, Eleanor (Jillian Bell). Eleanor is the youngest in Godmothers class, which will be shut down in a few days for lack of interest. All the potential Godmothers that are taking the class will become tooth fairies. Eleanor is having none of that, and searches the…