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“From the Vine” Movie Review
Automotive executive, Marco Gentile (Joe Pantoliano), promised his mentor to always do the right thing…from the heart. When it came time to give a speech on the state-of-the-company, the bored (sic) of directors made changes to Marco’s presentation and Marco was at an inflection point…..do what is in his heart…..or do what the directors want.…
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“Petunia” Movie Review
The Petunia’s are one highly dysfunctional family. Mom, Felicia (Christine Lahti), is a severely fucked up Psychologist. Dad, Percy (David Rasche), is the same. They have been married too long and, now that the kids are out of the house and they can actually enjoy life, decide they want a divorce. Insecure middle child Michael…
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“The Stand In” Movie Review
“Hit me where it hurts” Candy Black (Drew Barrymore) is a famous comedienne who became super successful doing physical stunts for laughs. She is also a drug addict and an asshole to those around her, not to mention miserable and unhappy. Her stand-in, Paula (Drew Barrymore), is an aspiring actress herself, but, seems to be…
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“Good on Paper” Movie Review
Well known stand-up comedian, Andrea (Iliza Shlesinger), is having a great career, but feels she can do better. One day at the airport, she is waiting for her plane when a guy, Dennis (Ryan Hansen), finds her boarding pass that she accidentally dropped and gives it to her. Nice guy. On the plane, as luck…
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“Summer ’03” Movie Review
Warning: If you are easily offended….do NOT read this review! On her deathbed, Grandma (June Squibb) decides she has nothing to lose by being honest with her family. She tells her son that he has a different father than his sister and tells her daughter that she kept her locked up because she was a…
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“Luca” Movie Review
Luca Paguro (Jacob Tremblay) lives with his family in a nice underwater cave. He is a sea monster. One day while herding his sheep-fish to pasture, Luca finds an alarm clock and a joker card…..human stuff that he is forbidden to have. In fact, he is forbidden to even think about going above the water…at…
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Movie Review: “Still Today”
Peter (Jody Thompson) was standing at the alter when his bride-to-be didn’t bother to show up. Depressed, his buddies decide not to waste the hotel room that was already paid for, and called a “hooker” to keep Pete company. Pete reluctantly goes along and heads to the hotel. When the door knocks, Pete opens it…
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“Thunder Force” Movie Review
When Emily Stanton (Octavia Spencer) was in middle school, she lost her parents during an attack by the evil super-powered miscreants. Emily knew her parents (both Ph.D. geneticists) were close to developing a serum to help good people gain super-powers, to balance out the miscreants. Emily made it her mission in life to continue their…
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“Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” Movie Review
Manny (Ray Romano) and Ellie (Queen Latifa) are expecting a little one anytime now. Manny keeps riling up the rest of the pack with false labors and some of them, well one of them, Diego (Denis Leary), decides to leave the pack to seek adventure. Sid (John Leguizamo) goes off on his own and comes…
ForCarol: Drive Safe! Never Forget 