Author: Mike Pihlman

(Refreshing, fun, heist) Jimmy Logan (Channing Tatum) just got laid off from his job fixing sink holes underneath Charlotte Motor Speedway in North Carolina. Heading to the bar where his one-armed brother Clyde (Adam Driver) works, he gets in a fight with arrogant millionaire race car owner, Max (Seth MacFarlane), and an old idea surfaces:…

(Eat a Troll to Be Happy, Yikes!) 20 years ago, on Trollstice the Trolls escaped the Troll-eating Bergen. This is the only day of the year the Bergen can feel happiness (by eating the always happy Trolls), and their day was ruined. 20 years later, the Trolls have been living an idyllic existence, when their…

(Brutal, Bloody) Doc (Kevin Spacey) is a really bad dude. One day, before the movie was made, Baby (Ansel Elgort) stole Doc’s car. Instead of stopping him, Doc let it happen as he was very impressed by Baby’s driving skills. As bad guys do, Doc found, and then forced, Baby into his ring of thieves…

 (Nauseating Camera, Confusing Plot) Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) has been in hiding for the past few years fighting for a living, while Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles) has left the CIA and now is spying on the CIA for someone else. CIA Director Robert Dewey (Tommy Lee Jones) is starting a new black ops program similar…

Katarina Stratford (Julia Stiles) is a stick in the mud curmudgeon who prefers to stay at home and be by herself. Her sister, Bianca (Larisa Oleynik), is just the opposite, bubbly, and flirty, ready to date. Their father, Walter (Larry Miller) is a Doctor who sees everyday the results of dating, and tells Bianca that…