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“Unicorn Store” Movie Review and Trailer
Kit (Brie Larson) has wanted a pet unicorn since she was a kid. In fact, she had an imaginary unicorn, Steve, that she took care of and played with while her parents were being dicks (Gladys (Joan Cusack and Gene (Bradley Whitford). Because her parent were dicks, Kit grew up kinda messed up. She was…
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“Overboard” Movie Review
Leonardo Montenegro (Eugenio Derbez) is a filthy rich, snob, asshole, who has never worked a day in his life. His father is dying and wants to hand the business over to Leo, but, Leo is sailing the high seas on his Birthday Yacht, playing with beautiful women in his, well, birthday suit. Kate Sullivan (Anna…
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Movie Review: “Hello I Love You”
Andy Miller (Ben Jarvis) works in a production company as a production assistant. The job sounds great, but, in truth…..it kinda sucks. In a meeting, Andy’s boss, Baggins (Tony Toscano), wants to hear ideas for a new reality TV series. Nothing but stupid ideas come up and the meeting is adjourned with Baggins holding his head…
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“Love and Hostages” Movie Review
Waking up in bed….together…..after a drunken night before is the last thing Michael (Randall Core) and Eva Natalie Stavola) wanted. Eva pretends to be asleep as clumsy Michael gets dressed and tries to leave Eva’s apartment. “Tries to leave” is the key phrase as Michael is forced to stay due to an ongoing hostage situation across…
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Movie Review: “Bernard and Doris”
Doris Duke (Susan Sarandon) is the heiress to the Duke tobacco fortune, and is quite the spoiled bitch. After firing her latest butler because her breakfast melon was too cold, she, luckily, hired Bernard Lafferty (Ralph Fiennes). The two struck up a friendship that would last for the rest of Doris’s life. “Bernard and Doris”…
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“The Great Gilly Hopkins” Movie Review
Gilly Hopkins (Sophie Nelisse) is on her last chance foster home. If she messes this up, the social services department will find alternative living arrangements for the difficult Gilly. Maime Trotter (Kathy Bates) is a foster home veteran who knows the ropes and is very good at taking care of difficult cases such as Gilly…
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“Rough Night” Movie Review
Jess (Scarlett Johansson) and Peter (Paul W. Downs) are about to get married. But, before they do, their friends want to throw them one last really great party. The women (Jess, Alice (Jillian Bell), Blair (Zoe Kravitz), Frankie (Ilana Glazer), and Pippa (Kate McKinnon)) head down to Miami for a weekend of debauchery (sex, booze,…
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“Office Christmas Party” Movie Review
Clay Vanstone (T.J. Miller) inherited a branch office of Zenotek when his father, the company founder, passed away. Jealous of how much time dear old dad spent with her brother, new Zenotek CEO Carol Vanstone (Jennifer Aniston), is hell bent on closing down Clay’s branch office even though it is making money. Knowing that the…
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“The Nanny Diaries” Movie Review
“Captain America” and “Black Widow” hook up! 🙂 Annie Braddock (Scarlett Johansson) just graduated with a degree in Anthropology, but, she does not have a clue about what she wants to do with her life, or who she is. Walking in the park one day, she decides she will be a Central Park Bag Lady. …
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