Category: Movie Reviews

  • “A Dog’s Journey” Movie Review

    “A Dog’s Journey” Movie Review

    Ethan (Dennis Quaid) is getting old. His son died in a car crash, and his daughter-in-law, Gloria (Betty Gilpin), is not the best mother in world to her daughter, CJ (Kathryn Prescott). Before Bailey (voiced by Josh Gad) dies, Ethan asks that he look after CJ in his next lives. Bailey agrees…..then he dies and…

  • “The Way We Weren’t” Movie Review

    “The Way We Weren’t” Movie Review

    Charlotte (Fiona Gubelmann) is boring according to Steven (Alan Simpson) her BF for the last 14 years! She only wants to use the missionary position, she wakes up at the same time everyday, does the same things, then goes to bed at the same time everynight. BORING! Brandon (Ben Lawson) is boring according to Ashley…

  • “Long Shot” Movie Review

    “Long Shot” Movie Review

    Charlotte Field (Charlize Theron) is the hard-charging politically savvy United States Secretary of State (or as her idiot President boss says his “secretary”). Fred Flarsky (Seth Rogen) is a tell-the-truth journalist fighting against big media when the small independent newspaper he works for gets bought out by big media in the name of Parker Wembley…

  • “Angel Has Fallen” Movie Review

    “Angel Has Fallen” Movie Review

    Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is feeling age, and responsibility, creeping up on him. He silently suffers from migraines from multiple concussions, is now married to Leah (Piper Perabo), and, they have an infant girl. Mike knows that President Trumbull (Morgan Freeman) will be asking him to be the Director of the Secret Service when David…

  • “Juliet Naked” Movie Review

    “Juliet Naked” Movie Review

    Tucker Crowe (Ethan Hawke) was a cult idol rock star over 20 years ago….then he disappeared. Duncan Thomson (Chris O’Dowd) is a University Professor with an obsession with Tucker Crowe. He is sooo obsessed that he runs an online blog and chat site dedicated to everything Tucker Crowe. Annie Platt (Rose Byrne) is Duncan’s long…

  • “The Way Way Back” Movie Review

    “The Way Way Back” Movie Review

    Duncan (Liam James) is a shy 14 year old. His mother’s, Pam (Toni Collette), new boyfriend, Trent (Steve Carell), is a true blue asshole. On the way to Trent’s summer beach home, Trent decides to give Duncan a 3 out of 10…just to build up his already destroyed ego. Duncan is a good kid, he…

  • “Dora and the Lost City of Gold” Movie Review

    “Dora and the Lost City of Gold” Movie Review

    Dora (Madelyn Miranda (age 6) and Isabela Moner (teenager)) was raised and educated in the jungle by her parents, Elena (Eva Longoria) and Cole (Michael Pena), two university professors and explorers. Elena and Cole are searching for the Lost City of Gold when Dora proves to them that she needs to grow up a bit…

  • “Isn’t It Romantic” Movie Review

    “Isn’t It Romantic” Movie Review

    Natalie (Rebel Wilson) is an architect at a New York City firm. Even though she is one of the best architects there, she gets no respect. Tired of that treatment, and not a fan of romance, or meetings with clients, Natalie lives a happily miserable life. She does have one friend at work though. Josh…

  • “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation” Movie Review

    “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation” Movie Review

    Dracula (Adam Sandler) lost his wife a long time ago. Until now, he has been ok with being alone, but, he is starting to get lonely and is not yet ready to tell Mavis (Selena Gomez). He starts searching the Internet to see if can find someone to give him that “zing”. In the meantime,…