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“Ted 2” Movie Review
– Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) and his wife, Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth) are struggling one year after marriage. They decide that they will return to a loving couple if they have a child. But….there are a couple of problems: Ted does not have a penis, and, as they search for alternatives, the adoption agency tells…
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“Christmas Bounty” Movie Review
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“The Ridiculous 6” Movie Review
(Adam Sandler Goofy) – – After his mother was murdered, Tommy (Adam Sandler) was taken in by Indians and raised as one of their own. His Indian name is White Knife. One day, his long lost father, Frank Stockburn (Nick Nolte) comes to the village looking for Tommy. They reconnect but Frank is taken hostage…
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“Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List” Movie Review
(Friends Forever) – – Naomi (Victoria Justice) and Ely (Pierson Fode) are lifelong friends growing up next door to each other in a NY apartment building. Ely is gay, Naomi is straight and secretly in love with Ely…..hoping against hope that one day they will get married. Not gonna happen. As they are growing up,…
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“Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation” Movie Review
(Impossibly Great) – – Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and his IMF team of special operatives are on the hunt to eradicate the Syndicate. Trouble is, the Syndicate is ruthless, smart, and very hard to find. They capture Ethan with intent to torture then kill. Luckily for Ethan one of the Syndicate members sent to kill…
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“Jenny’s Wedding” Movie Review
(Happiness is Green Grass) – – Jenny is gay and everyone knows but her family. Sitting outside having a heart-to-heart talk with her father, Eddie (Tom Wilkinson), he tells her that when she meets the right person she will know it, and then, it is time to get married. Jenny goes home that evening and…
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“White Christmas” Movie Review
(White Christmas Classic) – – During WWII, Phil Davis (Danny Kaye) saves Bob Wallace’s (Bing Crosby) life. Bob, who was a famous singer and vaudeville act before the war, tells Phil he owes him. big mistake as Phil takes him up on that and, much to Bob’s chagrin, they become a–very successful–two man act after…
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“Star Wars The Force Awakens” Movie Review
(The Next Generation) – – (Some spoilers included) Thirty years after the events of “Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi” we learn that the last remaining Jedi, Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), has gone into hiding. His sister, Leia (Carrie Fisher), who is now the leader of the resistance against the new dark force (The…
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“The Impossible” Movie Review
(Terrifying Thailand Tsunami) – – On December 26, 2004, the Belon family is on vacation in Thailand. An earthquake thousands of mile away generates a tsunami that makes landfall in Thailand, including the beautiful resort where the Belon family is staying. What follows is a terrifying true story of survival, death, destruction, chaos, and the…
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