Category: Movie Reviews

  • “Survivor” Movie Review

    “Survivor” Movie Review

    (Taut, Tense, Terrorizing) – – Kate Abbott (Milla Jovovich) is a hot shot security agent sent to London to act as the last line of defense for filtering possible terrorists seeking visas to the U.S.A.  She does her job well and as such is targeted to die. Sent to kill Abbott is the assassin called…

  • “The Age of Adaline” Movie Review

    “The Age of Adaline” Movie Review

    (Accidental Arrested Aging) – – Adaline Bowman (Blake Lively) was leading a perfectly normal life when a car accident started a string of unlikely events that stopped her from aging. From that moment on, Adaline would forever remain 28 years old. As the years rolled by, Adaline’s daughter, Flemming (Ellen Burstyn), became a senior citizen…

  • “Stretch” Movie Review

    “Stretch” Movie Review

    (Limo Driver’s Wild Night) – – Stretch (Patrick Wilson) has spent the year since being dumped by his beautiful girlfriend doing drugs, gambling, and otherwise screwing himself up. Now driving a stretch limo, his life is not much better as the limo company is in danger being put out of business by another, more aggressive,…

  • “Jurassic World” Movie Review

    “Jurassic World” Movie Review

    (Genetically Enhanced Dinosaurs) – – “Jurassic World” is a new theme park located on the original site of “Jurassic Park”. It is a nice place for tourists to go on vacation…much like DisneyWorld, Sea World, or the San Diego Zoo with similar attractions and accommodations: A giant fish-like dinosaur that does tricks, trained velociraptors, monorail…

  • “I Love You, Man” Movie Review

    “I Love You, Man” Movie Review

    (Man, I Love This Movie) – – Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) and Zooey Rice (Rashida Jones) are planning their wedding. Unfortunately, Peter has no guy friends to be his best man since all of his friends have been women. This situation needs to be rectified and the race is on to find a man-friend for…

  • “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Trailer

    “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Trailer

    Coming on December 18, 2015 – – May the Force Be With You Like our Movie Reviews?  Help us help local scholars: Donate for college scholarships. — Drive Safe!  Never Forget

  • “Avengers: Age of Ultron” Movie Review

    “Avengers: Age of Ultron” Movie Review

    (Avengers vs Ultron) – – Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) team up to design the ultimate weapon that will someday help the Avengers save the world. Unfortunately, they needed to better define “save the world”. Artificially Intelligent Ultron (James Spader) interprets “save the world” as ridding the world of the…

  • “The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio” Movie Review

    “The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio” Movie Review

    (Jingles Support Big Family) – – Evelyn and Kelly Ryan (Julianne Moore and Woody Harrelson) are raising 10 kids. Kelly is working a menial job since losing his singing voice many years ago in a car crash (Drive Safe!). He also has a drinking problem. Sober, he is fine, but when he is drunk he…

  • “Gone Girl” Movie Review

    “Gone Girl” Movie Review

    (Masterful, Murderous, Manipulation) – – Nick (Ben Affleck) and Amy (Rosamund Pike) Dunne have been married for 5 years, but, love has been lost and Nick wants a divorce. Finally making that fateful decision, Nick comes home one day to find a broken coffee table and Amy missing. Not really broken hearted, Nick calls the…