Category: Movie Reviews

  • “Next Stop Wonderland” Movie Review

    “Next Stop Wonderland” Movie Review

    (Enjoyable Love Story) – – Registered Nurse Erin Castleton (Hope Davis) has just been dumped–for the last time–by her boyfriend, Sean (Philip Seymour Hoffman). Entering the dating scene again is not easy so her mother, Piper (Holland Taylor), posts a Personal in the local newspaper. The ad does not describe Erin accurately but it is…

  • “She’s Funny That Way” Movie Review

    “She’s Funny That Way” Movie Review

    (Extremely Tangled Web) – – Isabella Patterson (Imogen Poots) is talking to a reporter about success. Isabella can pinpoint the one person most responsible for her becoming a famous actress: Director Arnold Albertson (Owen Wilson). Arnold is cheating on his wife, and has been doing so for a very long time. When he arrives at…

  • “Deadpool” Guest Movie Review

    “Deadpool” Guest Movie Review

    (Guest Review by Sheila English) – – We will not go see this movie for awhile. I spotted a review by Sheila English, author and CEO of Circle of Seven Productions, and, well, I could NEVER write a better review. Enjoy! — Deadpool Movie Review ROFL!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!! OMG!!! Haaaaaahaaaaahaaaa!!! Seriously? Ryan Reynold’s penis? O-M-G!!! Do…

  • “Ted 2” Movie Review

    “Ted 2” Movie Review

    – Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) and his wife, Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth) are struggling one year after marriage. They decide that they will return to a loving couple if they have a child. But….there are a couple of problems: Ted does not have a penis, and, as they search for alternatives, the adoption agency tells…

  • “Christmas Bounty” Movie Review

    “Christmas Bounty” Movie Review

    (Bounty Hunter Turned Teacher) – – Tory Bell (Francia Raisa) is a teacher living in New York City. One night, a child disappears from a school function. Tory happens to look out a window and sees a man opening a car door for the kid. Jumping into action Tori climbs out the window, jumps on…

  • “The Ridiculous 6” Movie Review

    “The Ridiculous 6” Movie Review

    (Adam Sandler Goofy) – – After his mother was murdered, Tommy (Adam Sandler) was taken in by Indians and raised as one of their own. His Indian name is White Knife. One day, his long lost father, Frank Stockburn (Nick Nolte) comes to the village looking for Tommy. They reconnect but Frank is taken hostage…

  • “Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List” Movie Review

    “Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List” Movie Review

    (Friends Forever) – – Naomi (Victoria Justice) and Ely (Pierson Fode) are lifelong friends growing up next door to each other in a NY apartment building.  Ely is gay, Naomi is straight and secretly in love with Ely…..hoping against hope that one day they will get married. Not gonna happen.  As they are growing up,…

  • “Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation” Movie Review

    “Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation” Movie Review

    (Impossibly Great) – – Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and his IMF team of special operatives are on the hunt to eradicate the Syndicate. Trouble is, the Syndicate is ruthless, smart, and very hard to find. They capture Ethan with intent to torture then kill. Luckily for Ethan one of the Syndicate members sent to kill…

  • “Jenny’s Wedding” Movie Review

    “Jenny’s Wedding” Movie Review

    (Happiness is Green Grass) – – Jenny is gay and everyone knows but her family. Sitting outside having a heart-to-heart talk with her father, Eddie (Tom Wilkinson), he tells her that when she meets the right person she will know it, and then, it is time to get married. Jenny goes home that evening and…