Category: Movie Reviews

  • “Avengers: Age of Ultron” Movie Review

    “Avengers: Age of Ultron” Movie Review

    (Avengers vs Ultron) – – Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) team up to design the ultimate weapon that will someday help the Avengers save the world. Unfortunately, they needed to better define “save the world”. Artificially Intelligent Ultron (James Spader) interprets “save the world” as ridding the world of the…

  • “The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio” Movie Review

    “The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio” Movie Review

    (Jingles Support Big Family) – – Evelyn and Kelly Ryan (Julianne Moore and Woody Harrelson) are raising 10 kids. Kelly is working a menial job since losing his singing voice many years ago in a car crash (Drive Safe!). He also has a drinking problem. Sober, he is fine, but when he is drunk he…

  • “Gone Girl” Movie Review

    “Gone Girl” Movie Review

    (Masterful, Murderous, Manipulation) – – Nick (Ben Affleck) and Amy (Rosamund Pike) Dunne have been married for 5 years, but, love has been lost and Nick wants a divorce. Finally making that fateful decision, Nick comes home one day to find a broken coffee table and Amy missing. Not really broken hearted, Nick calls the…

  • “Eat With Me” Movie Review

    “Eat With Me” Movie Review

    (Eat, Gay, Love) – – Uptight Emma (Sharon Omi) is in a loveless marriage. One night, her husband wakes from a deep sleep, runs to the bathroom and cuts off his wedding ring claiming it gave him a headache. Emma packs her bags and visits her estranged son, Elliot (Teddy Chen Culver) asking him if…

  • “The Book Thief” Movie Review

    “The Book Thief” Movie Review

    (Death, Destruction, Depressing) – – You know you are in for a rough time when the opening credits and movie are narrated by Death himself. “No one lives forever…..”. Bummer….and I thought this was about books. I guess if you consider book burning by the Nazis, and book “borrowing” by our heroine, Liesel (Sophie Nelisse),…

  • “Laggies” Movie Review

    “Laggies” Movie Review

    (Keira Knightley) – – Megan (Keira Knightley) has become disenchanted with her group of friends. They have been together since high school, but, now, as adults, the friends are making progress while Megan is lagging behind. With an advanced degree in Family Therapy, Megan is waving a sign on the street for her CPA father.…

  • “The Maze Runner” Movie Review

    “The Maze Runner” Movie Review

    (A-MAZE-ing Survival Story) – – Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) arrives, without his memory, in an enclosed wilderness surrounded by a wall that opens up in the morning into a maze and closes at night. Greeting Thomas are a number of boys some of whom have been here for 3 years.  They have learned to adapt to…

  • "Dial A Prayer" Movie Review and Trailer

    "Dial A Prayer" Movie Review and Trailer

    (Advice From the Heart) – – Cora (Brittany Snow) was raised in a religious family, but, started hanging out with an anti-religion group of miscreants. One night, with the group, Cora desecrated a statue of Mary and burned a church down. Unfortunately, she was the only one of the group that was caught, and even…

  • “Wild” Movie Review

    “Wild” Movie Review

    (Pacific Crest Trail Therapy) – – Cheryl Strayer (Reese Witherspoon) is battling some serious demons. One way to confront herself and those demons, she decides, is to hike over 1,000 miles of the Pacific Crest Trail. 94 days later she finds herself and excises (hmmm, exercises?) her demons. The death of her mother (Laura Dern)…