Kids Say the Darndest Things

Remember Art Linkletter?    Here is a reminder, or a history lesson (depending on your age).  He was great.

Chau sent me these via email last night.  VERY FUNNY!  And these reminded me of Art Linkletter.  As a wanna be teacher, I know from experience that kids say the darndest thing.  🙂

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find  North America .

MARIA:         Here it is.

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America ?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O. 

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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:          Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘  I  ‘

MILLIE:         I  is..

TEACHER:     No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:         All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’ 

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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.

                   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:     Because George still had  the axe in his hand…. 

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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE  :         No, sir. It’s the same dog. 

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:     A teacher

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Drive Safe! Never Forget. 


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