Category: Movie Reviews

Isla Nublar is about to explode. The volcanic eruptions will surely kill most of the dinosaurs left there. Some people want to save the dinosaurs while some people want it to look like they care about saving the dinosaurs when, in fact, all they care about is……money. Claire Dearling (Bryce Dallas Howard) and two new…

“Oddball” is based on a true story of Maremma sheep dogs protecting tiny penguins from predators. Click to visit the web page of the Warrnambool Penguins. Warrnambool, Australia has an easily accessible (via shallow water) island, Middle Island, that at one time had been home to thousands of tiny penguins.  Several years ago, foxes looking…

Debbie Ocean (Sandra Bullock) has just spent the last 5 years in prison.  She tells the parole board that she is a different person and, if she gets out, she just wants to live a simple life. They let her out…… The instant Debbie is out of jail, with $45 in her pocket, she steals…

Reuben (Elliott Gould) is looking forward to the opening of his new casino.  He feels he is back in the game as he gets older and is super excited about being relevant again. Unfortunately, Reuben’s shady ass partner, Willy Bank (Al Pacino), feels that Reuben is dead weight and dumps him. After threatening his life,…

Three years after the events in Oceans 11, the victim, Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) has tracked down all the thieves and given them all 2 weeks to pay back what they stole from him (plus interest)…..or die. Since all but one of the team members has spent most, if not all, of their money from…

Danny Ocean (George Clooney) just spent the last 5 years in jail.  He evades the question of whether or not he will fall right back into his old ways if released, but, they release him anyway. The instant Danny gets out, he starts planning to rob three Las Vegas Casinos owned by Terry Benedict (Andy…

Anne Lockwood (Diane Lane) has taken a vacation to Cannes, France with her movie producer husband, Michael (Alec Baldwin). Unfortunately, Michael is super busy (in fact, he has been super busy his entire married life) and Anne is feeling like she always feels; ignored, bored, and in need of a boost to help her enjoy…

Colin Briggs (Clive Owen) is transferred from his current prison to a new progressive prison where the prisoners are allowed freedom, yes, they can simply walk away should they so choose.  The prisoners are given jobs that will train them for a trade when (if) they are released. Colin did not care what job he…