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Category: Movie Reviews

  • “Keeping Up with the Joneses” Movie Review

    “Keeping Up with the Joneses” Movie Review

    Jeff and Karen Gaffney (Zach Galifianakis and Isla Fisher) are a hardworking couple living the suburban, cul-de-sac, dream. The house across the street across the cul-de-sac was for sale just a short time when the new people moved in. Karen “spies” on the married couple, Tim and Natalie Jones (Jon Hamm and Gal Gadot), and…

  • “Why Him?” Movie Review

    “Why Him?” Movie Review

    Stephanie Fleming (Zoey Deutch) was always her Dad’s, Ned (Bryan Cranston), “favorite” child. One day on a videochat (you’re welcome) the family meets Stephanie’s new boyfriend’s butt as he strips getting ready to have sex with Stephanie. Ooops.  Not a great way to meet the boyfriend.  😉 The family decides it is time to meet…

  • “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” Movie Review

    “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” Movie Review

    Spoilers may happen below…..proceed with caution.   In Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Leia  (Carrie Fisher) was looking for Luke (Mark Hamill) as the rebels were being attacked.  Well, in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” they found (a reluctant) Luke and sent Rey (Daisy Ridley) to convince him to come help the badly beaten rebel resistance.…

  • "Corrina, Corrina" Movie Review and Trailer

    "Corrina, Corrina" Movie Review and Trailer

    Manny Singer (Ray Liotta) and his 7 year old daughter, Molly (Tina Majorino), have just returned to an empty house after the funeral of Molly’s mother. Manny needs to go back to work as a jingle writer but he needs to hire someone to take care of Molly while he is away. Interviewing a ton…

  • “The Nanny Diaries” Movie Review

    “The Nanny Diaries” Movie Review

    “Captain America” and “Black Widow” hook up!  🙂 Annie Braddock (Scarlett Johansson) just graduated with a degree in Anthropology, but, she does not have a clue about what she wants to do with her life, or who she is. Walking in the park one day, she decides she will be a Central Park Bag Lady. …

  • “A Bad Moms Christmas” Movie Review

    “A Bad Moms Christmas” Movie Review

    “Oh my fucking God” Amy (Mila Kunis) just wants a quiet Christmas, but, a visit by her perfectionist mom, Ruth (Christine Baranski) upsets those plans. Drama follows. Kiki (Kristen Bell) just wants a nice Christmas at home with her husband and 4 kids.  But her helicopter mom, Sandy (Cheryl Hines), creepily inserts herself in Kiki’s…

  • “La La Land” Movie Review

    “La La Land” Movie Review

    Mia (Emma Stone) is a struggling actress and playwright working in a cafe near, or in, a movie studio.  Her dream is to write a play that stars her as a one woman show. Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) is a struggling jazz pianist working as a lounge piano player.  His dream is to open his own…

  • “The Edge of Seventeen” Movie Review

    “The Edge of Seventeen” Movie Review

    Nadine (Hailee Steinfeld) and Krista (Haley Lu Richardson) have been best friends since about kindergarten. Growing up, they provided each other support and friendship no matter what happens to them in life.  Divorce, death, angst, whatever….they were there for each other.  Until……Krista falls in crush with Nadine’s brother, Darien (Blake Jenner). Nadine breaks off her…

  • “Justice League” Movie Review

    “Justice League” Movie Review

    Batman (Ben Affleck) does battle with an alien flying insect (a Parademon) and realizes that, because Superman / Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) is now dead, that an attack on humanity is imminent. Ancient enemy, Steppenwolf (Ciaran Hinds), is taking advantage of Superman’s death by retrieving the three mother boxes (from the Amazons, Atlantis, and Man)…