Category: Movie Reviews

(Eat a Troll to Be Happy, Yikes!) 20 years ago, on Trollstice the Trolls escaped the Troll-eating Bergen. This is the only day of the year the Bergen can feel happiness (by eating the always happy Trolls), and their day was ruined. 20 years later, the Trolls have been living an idyllic existence, when their…

(Brutal, Bloody) Doc (Kevin Spacey) is a really bad dude. One day, before the movie was made, Baby (Ansel Elgort) stole Doc’s car. Instead of stopping him, Doc let it happen as he was very impressed by Baby’s driving skills. As bad guys do, Doc found, and then forced, Baby into his ring of thieves…

 (Nauseating Camera, Confusing Plot) Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) has been in hiding for the past few years fighting for a living, while Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles) has left the CIA and now is spying on the CIA for someone else. CIA Director Robert Dewey (Tommy Lee Jones) is starting a new black ops program similar…

Katarina Stratford (Julia Stiles) is a stick in the mud curmudgeon who prefers to stay at home and be by herself. Her sister, Bianca (Larisa Oleynik), is just the opposite, bubbly, and flirty, ready to date. Their father, Walter (Larry Miller) is a Doctor who sees everyday the results of dating, and tells Bianca that…

Government computer networks are being taken over by hackers.  The whole country is in chaos as traffic lights, power outages, and accidental deaths, wreak havoc among innocent civilians and law enforcement alike. All the hackers currently known to law enforcement are scheduled to be rounded up by local police and the FBI for questioning. The…

   (Epic) Most of the human population has been wiped out by the Simian Flu.  In the few that remain, the flu virus has started mutating in an unexpected way: The humans that are mutating are left without the ability to speak and are becoming more animal-like in their behavior. Special Forces leader (and human),…

Sam Wexler (Josh Radnor),  a successful short story writer in New York City, is now struggling to sell a novel.  He is not having much success. Sam’s best friend, Annie (Malin Akerman), is struggling to come to grips with being single and repelling the attempts by average looking, but really nice, Sam-2 (Tony Hale) to…