Category: Movie Reviews

  • Movie Review: “Spider-Man: No Way Home”

    Movie Review: “Spider-Man: No Way Home”

    Picking up where the last movie left off, Peter Parker (Tom Holland) is now known as Spider-Man. Problem is, the Fox News-like media has villified Spider-Man and made a hero of the villian, Mysterio. Typical stupidity. Problem is…..Peter, MJ (Zendaya), and Ned (Jacob Batalon), have all applied to colleges and as the “acceptance” letters roll…

  • Movie Review: “Turning Red”

    Movie Review: “Turning Red”

    Meilin “Mei” Lee (Rosalie Chaing) just turned 13. Mei is an independent “woman” (it says she is an adult on the mass transit card) not afraid to speak up for what she believes in and do what she wants to do. Except…..her mother, Ming (Sandra Oh), will not let her go to the upcoming 4*Town…

  • Movie Review: “Love and Monsters”

    Movie Review: “Love and Monsters”

    7 years ago A comet is headed towards Earth. The world is ready as the countries send up a ton of missles / rockets at the comet and break it apart! The world was saved….. Ah…..not! The fallout radiation from all those missles mutated insects, amphibians, and other cold blooded creatures into MONSTERS that killed…

  • Movie Review: “The Marksman”

    Movie Review: “The Marksman”

    Jim Hanson (Liam Neeson) is about to lose his house and land on the Mexican border. A widower, Jim is a former Marine sniper who keeps himself busy by keeping his border patrol agent step-daughter, Sarah (Katheryn Winnick), informed about illegal border crossings on his property. Driving the fence (a not so big not so…

  • Movie Review: “Ana”

    Movie Review: “Ana”

    In the aftermath of Hurricane Maria, Puerto Rico was devastated, but the people were resilient and are making a comeback. Rafa (Andy Garcia) is a used car lot owner who is down on his luck at the moment, thanks to Maria but, mostly, his gambling addiction. While filming himself for a commercial, Rafa sees a…

  • Movie Review: “I Want You Back”

    Movie Review: “I Want You Back”

    Peter (Charlie Day) and Anne (Gina Rodriguez) have been together for 6 years. Peter is blissfully happy, then Anne tells him she wants to break up with him! Damn. Noah (Scott Eastwood) and Emma (Jenny Slate) have been together for 18 months. Emma is blissfully happy, then Noah tells her he wants to break up…

  • Movie Review: “The 355”

    Movie Review: “The 355”

    A Columbian cartel has figured out that money can be made with technology. A new technology they have for sale can take down an airplane, nuclear plant, or virtually anything else that relies on electronics and electronic security. Bad news for the world! But…..good news for the assholes who have this technology as they can…

  • Movie Review: “Free Guy”

    Movie Review: “Free Guy”

    Software geeks, Millie (Jodie Comer) and Keys (Joe Keery), developed an artificial intelligence (AI) based game called “Life Itself”. The object of that game was to watch the people in the game grow and learn from their experiences. It never made it to market. And, I have no idea how this happened….(I will watch it…

  • Movie Review: “Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania”

    Movie Review: “Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania”

    Dracula (Brian Hull) is planning to announce his retirement and his plans to hand over the hotel to Mavis (Selena Gomez) and Jonathan (Andy Samberg). Mavis, with her super hearing, overhears this and tells Jonathan, who goes all stupid with Drac, who then changes his mind and says he can’t legally transfer the hotel to…