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  • Movie Review: “Bernard and Doris”

    Movie Review: “Bernard and Doris”

    Doris Duke (Susan Sarandon) is the heiress to the Duke tobacco fortune, and is quite the spoiled bitch. After firing her latest butler because her breakfast melon was too cold, she, luckily, hired Bernard Lafferty (Ralph Fiennes). The two struck up a friendship that would last for the rest of Doris’s life. “Bernard and Doris”…

  • “Ant Man and the Wasp” Movie Review

    “Ant Man and the Wasp” Movie Review

    After the first movie, Ant Man (Scott Lange, Paul Rudd) went to help Captain America in “Captain America: Civil War” and was “rewarded” for his actions by being placed on house arrest for 2 years when he returned home. Scott has not talked with Dr. Pym (Michael Douglas) or Hope (Evangeline Lilly) in quite a…

  • “How to Be a Latin Lover” Movie Review

    “How to Be a Latin Lover” Movie Review

    After the untimely death of their hard-working father, Sara and her older brother, Maximo, decide they want to be an architect and lover to an older very rich woman, respectively. 35 years later, Maximo (Eugenio Derbez) is still 80 year old Peggy’s (Renee Taylor) lover reaping the benefits of the ultra rich lifestyle.  He has…

  • “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” Movie Review

    “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” Movie Review

    Isla Nublar is about to explode. The volcanic eruptions will surely kill most of the dinosaurs left there. Some people want to save the dinosaurs while some people want it to look like they care about saving the dinosaurs when, in fact, all they care about is……money. Claire Dearling (Bryce Dallas Howard) and two new…

  • “Oddball” Movie Review

    “Oddball” Movie Review

    “Oddball” is based on a true story of Maremma sheep dogs protecting tiny penguins from predators. Click to visit the web page of the Warrnambool Penguins. Warrnambool, Australia has an easily accessible (via shallow water) island, Middle Island, that at one time had been home to thousands of tiny penguins.  Several years ago, foxes looking…

  • “Oceans 8” Movie Review

    “Oceans 8” Movie Review

    Debbie Ocean (Sandra Bullock) has just spent the last 5 years in prison.  She tells the parole board that she is a different person and, if she gets out, she just wants to live a simple life. They let her out…… The instant Debbie is out of jail, with $45 in her pocket, she steals…

  • “Oceans Thirteen” Movie Review

    “Oceans Thirteen” Movie Review

    Reuben (Elliott Gould) is looking forward to the opening of his new casino.  He feels he is back in the game as he gets older and is super excited about being relevant again. Unfortunately, Reuben’s shady ass partner, Willy Bank (Al Pacino), feels that Reuben is dead weight and dumps him. After threatening his life,…

  • “Oceans Twelve” Movie Review

    “Oceans Twelve” Movie Review

    Three years after the events in Oceans 11, the victim, Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) has tracked down all the thieves and given them all 2 weeks to pay back what they stole from him (plus interest)…..or die. Since all but one of the team members has spent most, if not all, of their money from…

  • Movie Review: “Oceans Eleven”

    Movie Review: “Oceans Eleven”

    Danny Ocean (George Clooney) just spent the last 5 years in jail.  He evades the question of whether or not he will fall right back into his old ways if released, but, they release him anyway. The instant Danny gets out, he starts planning to rob three Las Vegas Casinos owned by Terry Benedict (Andy…