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Movie Review: “Shazam! Fury of the Gods”

Angry that mortals have been given God-like powers from Wizard (Djimon Hounsou), on Earth, the three daughters of the God Axis, Hespera (Helen Mirren), Kalypso (Lucy Liu), Anthea (Rachel Zegler), are sent to to the human realm to grab those powers back, plant the tree of life, and reclaim that realm as their own. But…
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Movie Review: “Ghosted”

Cole Turner (Chris Evans) is a farmer who just got dumped by his girlfriend. As Cole’s sister, Mattie (Lizze Broadway), tells him he is just too damn needy and drives his significant others crazy. Cole swears he will change. Sadie Rhodes (Ana de Armis) is not into guys who are needy, preferring those who are…
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Movie Review: “Die Hart”

Kevin Hart is tired of being laughed at. He wants to become an action hero and says so…..in no uncertain terms (i.e. he freaked out)……on a nationally televised talk show. Kevin’s agent thinks he totally fucked up his career and is shocked when the most famous action movie director, Claude Van De Velde (Jean Reno),…
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Movie Review: “Secret Headquarters”

10 years ago Jack Kincaid (Owen Wilson) was camping with his wife, Lily (Jessie Mueller) and son Charlie (Walker Scobell) when they saw two objects collide in the air and crash nearby. Jack, knowing that help was over an hour away, rushed to the scene where he found a dazed U.S. Air Force pilot, Captain…
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Movie Review: “Black Adam”

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Movie Review: “Enola Holmes 2”

After successfully solving a crime in the first movie, Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown), opens her own detective agency. But……being a young woman in the late 1800’s…..makes it hard to succeed in your own business. After giving it a good try…..Enola decides to end her business. As she was packing up her stuff in boxes,…
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Movie Review: “Top Gun: Maverick”

An unfriendly country is building a facility that is going to be used to build weapons that will be used against the United States. That facility needs to be destroyed…..and the only way is by air, with an older plane that has the charateristics they need for this operation: The F-18. Admiral Tom “Iceman” Kazansky…
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Movie Review: “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent”

I’m Nick fuuuuccckkkiiinnnngggggg Cage Nick Cage (Nicolas Cage) is down on his luck and running out of money due to a nasty divorce….and no acting jobs. Recently turned down for a part, Nick is now depressed, out of money, and not employed. Nick’s agent Richard (Neil Patrick Harris) tells Nick of a job at a…
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Movie Review: “Thor: Love & Thunder”

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) has been hanging with the Guardians of the Galaxy in semi-retirement. He joins the latest battle only when Quill (@prattprattpratt) asks for his help. Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) finished her book and is now in chemo therapy fighting stage 4 cancer. Darcy (Kat Dennings) shows up for 10 seconds to support Jane.…

