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Category: Movie Reviews

  • Movie Review: “Mean Girls”

    Movie Review: “Mean Girls”

    Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) has spent her life in Africa where her parents were doing research. She was home-schooled. Now, the family situation has changed and Cady finds herself going to a public high school……and the transition is……interesting (to put it mildly). Not yet knowing about the politics of school, Cady meets, and becomes friends…

  • Movie Review: “House of Gucci”

    Movie Review: “House of Gucci”

    Maurizio Gucci (Adam Driver) was going to school to become a lawyer. One day, while he was at a party and standing behind the bar because he felt uncomfortable, Patrizia Reggiani (Lady Gaga) comes up to the bar and asks for a drink. What the heck, Maurizio, made her a drink and, some time later,…

  • Movie Review: “Jurassic World Dominion”

    Movie Review: “Jurassic World Dominion”

    In the past 4 years, since Isla Nublar was destroyed, dinosaurs have inhabited every corner of the world and are living in harmony (well….sometimes) with humans. As with everything, the greedy with money, in this case Lewis Dodgson (Campbell Scott) owner of BioSyn, has had his team (in particular, Dr. Henry Wu (BD Wong)) develop…

  • Movie Review: “Finding You”

    Movie Review: “Finding You”

    Since her brother died, Finley Sinclair (Rose Reid) has been struggling with her violin failing to get into the college of her dreams. She can play the violin, but, her heart is just not in it. Together with her mother, Finley decides that a change of scenery might be a good thing, and takes summer…

  • Movie Review: “American Underdog”

    Movie Review: “American Underdog”

    Since he was a kid, Kurt wanted to be a football player. He loved the game and he played it well. Well….when he played. At his small university in Iowa, Kurt (Zachary Levi) was a bench warmer. His coach did not like it that Kurt left the pocket to throw the ball. So he sat.…

  • Movie Review: “Hustle”

    Movie Review: “Hustle”

    After 30 years as an NBA scout (currently with the 76ers), Stanley Sugarman (Adam Sandler) is on a worldwide hunt for a basketball player that will, hopefully, jump start his coaching career. The new owner of the 76ers, Vince Merrick (Ben Foster), is not a fan of Sugerman and gives him an ultimatium: Find a…

  • Movie Review: “Cuban Fury”

    Movie Review: “Cuban Fury”

    When they were teenagers, Bruce (Nick Frost), and his sister Sam (Olivia Colman) were salsa champions. They won almost every competition they entered until one fateful night when Bruce was attacked and forced to eat the sequins off his salsa shirt. That night, Bruce quit dancing…. 25 years later Bruce is working in a British…

  • Movie Review: “The Man from Toronto”

    Movie Review: “The Man from Toronto”

    The Man from Toronto (Woody Harrelson) is an assassin for hire. His reputation is such that the instant he shows up to make the bad guys talk, they quake in fear of being fileted like a fish…..alive…..and generally talk their heads off…..then…..their heads get blown off. Teddy (Kevin Hart) is a loser. Eveything he tries…

  • Movie Review: “Sonic the Hedgehog 2”

    Movie Review: “Sonic the Hedgehog 2”

    After the evnts of the last movie, Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey), has been banished to the mushroom planet. For 268 days (or so) he has been planning is escape while building a device that will harness the power of one Sonic (Ben Schwartz) hair and, hopefully, bring those who want Sonic to the mushroom planet…