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Movie Review: “The Curse of Bridge Hollow”
The Gordon Family just moved to Bridge Hollow from Brooklyn, NY. Daughter (and occult / paranormal lover) Sydney (Priah Ferguson) is not one bit happy about this move! Dad (and High School Science teacher) Howard (Marlon Wayans) is doing what he always does…..force Sydney to do what HE wants, not what she wants. Mother (and…
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Movie Review: “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent”
I’m Nick fuuuuccckkkiiinnnngggggg Cage Nick Cage (Nicolas Cage) is down on his luck and running out of money due to a nasty divorce….and no acting jobs. Recently turned down for a part, Nick is now depressed, out of money, and not employed. Nick’s agent Richard (Neil Patrick Harris) tells Nick of a job at a…
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Movie Review: “Jexi”
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Movie Review: “Bad Hair Day”
Getting ready for her senior prom, tech whiz (she has been accepted to MIT), Monica (Laura Marano), has been posting hair styles, clothing, and shoes on her web site…..while gathering votes on each. Last night she finished her most popular hair style and went to sleep. Awakened the next morning by a video call (you’re…
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Movie Review: “Hocus Pocus 2”
Read this review first….if you dare. 1643 Young Winifred (Taylor Henderson) is turning 16 today and has refused to marry the boy chosen for her. As punishment, Reverand Traske (Tony Hale) has banished the Sanderson sisters from Salem. They escape into the forbidden woods where they meet a witch who recognizes Winifred’s emerging powers, and,…
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Movie Review: “Hocus Pocus”
1693 The Sanderson sisters (Winifred (Bette Midler), Sarah (Sarah Jessica Parker), and Mary (Kathy Najimy)) are witches in Salem, Massachusetts. They have figured out a way to steal eternal life for themselves by sucking the life out of a young girl, Emily. Emily’s brother, Thackery (Sean Murray), trys to stop them but is cursed with…
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Movie Review: “Cheaper by the Dozen”
First of all…..everyone growing up on Gardiner Dr in Bay Shore, NY knows damn well that the Bakers had 12 kids (I lost count /moved away at Kim) and 2 parents (Sam and Lila)…..that made 14! But, I digress to my childhood, sorry…..:-) Divorced, Paul Baker (Zach Braff) met, and eventually married divorced marketing graduate,…
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Movie Review: “Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar”
Barb (Annie Mumolo) and Star (Kristen Wiig) have lived their whole lives in a small midwestern town. They have not even seen the ocean! They are also single and in their late 40’s (Barb’s husband passed away and Star’s just left her), and afraid that they are just fading away in life. One day, while…
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Movie Review: “Rescued By Ruby”
ForCarol: Drive Safe! Never Forget 